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3:22pm June 14, 2023

techno-syndicate:

jame7t:

funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls

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Tags were too good to ignore.

2:24pm June 14, 2023

mexicanheaux:

mexicanheaux:

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

1:26pm June 14, 2023

baepsaebot:

decadent-hag:

Where that New England Gothic post

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my personal favorite

12:30pm June 14, 2023

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

Found another idiotic accounting mistake from my predecessor that I have to fix and I was like “WILL THE SPECTER OF THAT MAN’S INCOMPETENCE EVER CEASE TO HAUNT ME” and my coworker was like “Why do you talk like that”

Who the fuck is Jon Sims

11:32am June 14, 2023

everythingcanadian:

fruitmeats:

*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*

NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:

Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles

4:21pm April 20, 2023

surprisebitch:

limestone-vs-sandstone:

postnuclearophelia:

fartgallery:

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

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it’s a wrap

3:22pm April 20, 2023

lorimere:

Yeah something about a name fitting someones profession is just perfect. Makes me sad my name won’t work for that.

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2:24pm April 20, 2023
legalizememes:
“smallest-feeblest-boggart:
“ the-hittite:
“ sexhaver:
“ sexhaver:
“ silverlightpony:
“ gayestgen:
“ scorch-mechanic:
“ goat-plushie:
“Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.
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The first run was...

legalizememes:

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

the-hittite:

sexhaver:

sexhaver:

silverlightpony:

gayestgen:

scorch-mechanic:

goat-plushie:

Wait, there’s physical copies of Fallout Equestria? That’d have to be massive.

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The first run was five hardbacks of progressively increasing girth. The stack is hefty, but the books are comfortable. Each chapter has chapter art too, which I consider a plus in all fantasy books.

Later runs were single-book softcover monstrosities. I think I saw another five-volume hardback run recently, but I’m not deeply involved in the fandom anymore.

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The second print run was two volumes, hardback, with jackets.  Dunno about any subsequent runs.

I still think the 5-volume split was the best option.  It’s a big damn story.

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(For anyone who hasn’t read it: yes, that’s a functional replica of the main character’s go-to weapon.  No, I didn’t customize it like that; I bought it from the person who did.)

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anon PLEASE tell me your teacher is the author of this

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Ok, I Kind of hate that I know this, but I’m pretty sure that anon’s teacher did NOT write the books the others are showing off. He wrote the darker, edgier and somehow even longer fanfic OF that fanfic called Project Horizons.

Original Fallout Equestria was written by someone known as Kkat who I’m 90% sure is a woman and the story only has some PG-13ish scenes at worst (you know, aside from the violence and gore that comes with a Fallout setting.) Project Horizons was written by a guy known as Somber, who I remember him mentioning in the post-chapter notes that he got fired for failing the wrong student once and the fic itself includes multiple explicit sex scenes.

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it’s important to me u know what the 3rd printing looks like. please note the gilded pages

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one of tumblr’s secret trump cards is its ability to deliver absolutely OBLITERATING gut punches like this post without any context or warning whatsoever

1:28pm April 20, 2023

tlirsgender:

The poll feature really took off because it taps into tumblr’s favorite activity: being extremely opinionated about things that don’t matter